Fire!

So I got this idea weeks ago and I felt like a little kid: MOMMY I WANNA BURN THE COLONY!!!

No, seriously, I WANNA BURN THE COLONY. WITH FIRE AND SMOKE AND CHAOS AND TEARS AND STUFF.

You may not quite understand: I don’t write big changey choas stuff very often. Even the draft and the leaving have been pretty orderly. But I have discovered the appeal of being a pyrotechnic writer! LET ME BURN EVERYTHING AND MAKE EVERYONE’S LIVES SUCK.

Ok, the real question is not if but how. I have a few ideas:

1. Invaders from Jerel are evil. (Me being cliche)

2. Retreating Kanaian army is panicky. (Me causing chaos)

3. Drunk and victorious Kanaian army is dumb. (Me being cynical.)

4. Kanaian army unknowing of the colony’s identity. (Me making random stuff up.)

5. Ebhx nf ur rfpncrf sebz gur pbybal. (Spoilers! I think. Not that anyone probably cares. Go here to decode it.)

6. Group of radicals. (Me injecting more politicky stuff into this thing.)

7. Accident. (Me making random stuff up again. Or making fun of history.)

Also, depending on which one I pick, I don’t know if this would be like the ending (probably not, though I need one of those too) or would more likely force them to rebuild…where? That is the other question. Option 1 would make them, but not the others.

Whichever I pick, it will burn. THERE WILL BE FIRE TONIGHT!!!!

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